Joke of the minute - Turkey Day

Q: Why was the turkey so happy on Thanksgiving?

A: IT WAS STUFFED!

Cheech and Chong on tour

The "Cheech and Chong Light Up America/Canada" is still underway as the 70's comedy stars reunite for their first tour in years. Many have speculated that the duo will be recording a new album of make a final movie after the tour is over. Tommy Chong has been featured in the press as late, being very outspoken about a number of issues. But the focus of the comedy tandem is still hippie fodder, as the two continue the comedy trek. 

Here's the remaining scheduled tour dates:

10/3/2008 Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom Hampton Beach,NH
10/4/2008 Palace Theatre Albany,NY
10/18/2008 Pearl Concert Theater Las Vegas,NV
10/18/2008 Pearl Concert Theater Las Vegas,NV
10/18/2008 Pearl Concert Theater Las Vegas,NV
10/23/2008 Capitol One Bank Theatre at Westbury Westbury,NY  
10/24/2008 Capital One Bank Theatre at Westbury WESTBURY,NY
10/25/2008 Orpheum Theatre Minneapolis,MN  
10/31/2008 Verizon Wireless Theater Houston,TX
10/31/2008 Verizon Wireless Theater Houston,TX
11/1/2008 Majestic Theatre Dallas,TX
11/1/2008 Majestic Theatre Dallas,TX
11/7/2008 Chevrolet Theatre Wallingford,CT  
11/8/2008 Rosemont Theater Rosemont,IL  
11/14/2008 Dodge Theatre Phoenix,AZ
11/15/2008 Austin Music Hall Austin,TX
11/20/2008 Hult Center for Performing Arts - Silva Concert Hall Eugene,OR
11/21/2008 Sacramento Convention Center - Memorial Auditorium Sacramento,CA
11/22/2008 Berkeley Community Theatre Berkeley,CA
11/23/2008 Nob Hill Masonic Auditorium San Francisco,CA
11/23/2008 Nob Hill Masonic Auditorium San Francisco,CA
11/28/2008 Copley Symphony Hall San Diego,CA
11/29/2008 Paramount Theatre Seattle,WA
11/29/2008 Paramount Theatre Seattle,WA
11/30/2008 San Jose Center for the Performing Arts San Jose,CA
12/6/2008 Gibson Amphitheatre Universal City,CA
12/6/2008 Gibson Amphitheatre Universal City,CA
12/11/2008 Orpheum Theater Boston,MA
12/11/2008 Orpheum Theater Boston,MA  
12/12/2008 Orpheum Theater Boston,MA  
12/13/2008 Borgata Music Box Atlantic City,NJ  
12/19/2008 Silver Legacy Resort Casino Reno,NV
12/20/2008 Paramount Theatre Denver,CO
12/20/2008 Paramount Theatre Denver,CO  
12/21/2008 Paramount Theatre Denver,CO
12/21/2008 Paramount Theatre Denver,CO
1/2/2009 Mohegan Sun Arena Uncasville,CT  
1/9/2009 Majestic Theatre Dallas,TX
1/9/2009 Majestic Theatre Dallas,TX
1/16/2009 Music Hall Omaha,NE
1/16/2009 Music Hall Omaha,NE
1/17/2009 Music Hall Kansas City,MO
1/17/2009 Music Hall Kansas City,MO
2/21/2009 Palace Theatre Columbus,OH

Political Funnies

The Presidential campaign always brings a lot of political humor. At a time when the whole world is watching the election season in the United States proceed, the late-night talk show hosts are getting plenty of new material from all the political funnies on the campaign trail.

"Republicans are blaming Nancy Pelosi for the bailout not going through. And Democrats are blaming it on an incomplete proposal by the Republicans. John McCain is blaming Barack Obama. Barack Obama is blaming John McCain. And Sarah Palin is praying nobody asks her what's going on."

-Jay Leno, NBC's "Tonight" show.(1)

"In an interview, Barack Obama forgot which wedding anniversary he celebrates this year. Michelle Obama just changed their slogan from `yes we can' to `yes you can ... sleep on the couch.'"

Craig Ferguson, CBS' "Late Late Show."

"Earlier today, John McCain and Sarah Palin introduced their new `just say no' program. McCain told Sarah Palin, if a reporter asks you any questions, just saw `no.'"

Jay Leno, "Tonight" show.

"How about this — yesterday the stock market ... suffered its biggest one-day drop in history, 777 points. Whoa, I mean, that's straight down. Stock market dropped 777 points. And, I mean, I'm telling you, boy, it's a good thing John McCain blew me off to go save the economy."

David Letterman, "Late Show."

So with all this hysteria on the late-night airwaves, it's safe to say that we'll continue to hear the hilarious talk show jabs and jokes in earnest in the month of October.